A Fake Penis In the Microwave

A woman has pleaded guilty to a charge of disorderly conduct after having the police called to a convenience store in Pennsylvania. The police were called after a store clerk reported a severed penis in the store. The clerk alleges that a woman entered the store with a bulging napkin and asked the clerk to warm the napkin in the microwave. The clerk took a hold of the napkin and proceeded to the microwave. After a sneak peek the clerk became a bit suspicious at a penis that was wrapped in the napkin.

The store clerk assumed that the penis belonged to someone other than the woman and called the local authorities. When questioned the woman stated that she was warming the “fake” penis that was full of urine for her counterpart to be able to pass his drug test. The plan was to use the penis that was filled with drug free urine to fool the drug test personnel. Since the urine is measured for temperature they needed to find a way to warm it up. So they got the bright idea of microwaving the penis with urine and all. Could they not have found a microwave that they could have used themselves.

Did she now know that the store clerk would likely look to see what he was warming? Think about him for a minute, you take this napkin and when you look open it, you are holding what you believe to be a real life penis. Would that not freak you out a bit?

My question is how did he not know that the penis was not real? Sure some look a likes are pretty realistic they still do not pass as the real thing. You can tell the difference. Did he just want to draw attention and get his name in the newspaper? Only he knows that, but it seems a bit bizarre at minimum.

It is amazing the length that people will go to in order to pass their drug test. There are site after site on the Internet of how to fool the drug test. Products and chemicals all claim to be able to clean the dirtiest of urine guess what it doesn’t work. These are all gimmicks and do not fool the drug test, so save your money. If you were thinking of delivering a fake penis to a local convenient store for warming you might want to reconsider.

Filed by Sex Life Guide at 5:42 pm under Sex News
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